Since office hours are limited, the wisemen are offering this as a means to answer those Yes/No questions that you have been wanting to ask. This also benefits those that do not want to come in for office hours, as they fear the professor.
**This website is not to be taken literally, consider this a celebrity "roasting". Also, statements below were suggested by students in the EAS dept, not just from a random word generator. As a result, not all sayings may have or ever will be said by the professor "asked".